January 2011
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HUUUUR I'M MY DAD
GUESS WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND, CHINESE WRITING HURRRRR
Jan 31st
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Looking through the referendum booklet on allowing...
one of the bullet points just says ‘food’.
Jan 31st
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10000000 hours in MSPaint
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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‘…You should start trying to be around when he’s not, and help her around the place in an assertive manner. Gently touch her and brush up against her to make her body become aware of your masculine presence. And then, one day, as she brings you a bowl of pudding, announce that pudding cannot satisfy your penis.’ -/a/ on milfs.
Jan 30th
HOLY FUCK
CHESS MAGICIAN AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUBBLE PUZZLE http://www.caiman.us/scripts/fw/f1196.html FUCK
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
Hurrrr
Jan 29th
ATTENTION FOLLOWERS OMFG YOU'RE ALL INVITED NAO
Looks like it might end up just being me and Czarleeee getting our drank on tonight boo ;-;
Jan 29th
Jan 28th
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hitmewithlightnining replied to your post: I want you, I want you, I want you. I think you know by now I’ll get to you somehow. Until I do I’m telling you so You’ll understand. Michelle, my belle. Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, Très bien ensemble. it wasnt me. i swear >.> In the words of Mr Allen SUUUUUUURE BEETLES GURL
Jan 28th
Anonymous asked: I want you, I want you, I want you.
I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow.
Until I do I'm telling you so
You'll understand.

Michelle, my belle.
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
Jan 27th
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Had a tantrum this morning because some cunt...
and now I’m drinking martini rosso and orange juice in the afternoon in my pyjamas. /copping skills
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
MY GOD I REMEMBERED IT'S AUSTRALIA DAY
But fuck did I just forget my sketchbook when Beth isn’t in today BITCH GODDAMN YOU.
Jan 26th
I want to turn my room into a big linen fort.
12-pack: Like, a room-sized couch fort. Because then I could find a job, and come back home from work to my linen fort. Unfortunately it’s gonna require a major change of layout to my room, and it’s hard to find the motivation to do it. Its one of those things where the end result is super awesome but the process to get there is fucking dildos. The temptation to go raid the airing cupboard...
Jan 25th
ALL DAY ERRYDAY
7.30 Hit snooze 8.00-8.15 Panic, look like shit, put make up on, clothes things and shoes 8.15-8.30 iPod on the bus time 8.30-8.40 stand in the rain and be cold 8.40-9.05 iPod and coach time 9.05-9.10 stand around for a bit and do shit all, usually make faces. 9.10-10.45 RAGE 10.45-11.00 Break from rage; piss and eat a yoghurt and have a coffee 11.00-12.15 MOAR RAGE, lessonz, incompetance, me...
Jan 25th
Promised myself I’d get ready to go to town at 2.30 45 minutes ago. It’s now 2.27. And I’m still not wearing any pants.
Jan 25th
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Tumblr c'mere
twitter, you can get sloppy seconds
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
College has lovely people in it, ya know the kind that call you a cunt online and phone you up at 2am when your family is sleeping and shout abusive slurs down the phone at you and leave messages in your voicemail calling you a bitch. Fuck this shit I want out
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
Guys, let's play a game.
sweetlittlekitty: sinsario: austinkun: 87daysbefore: gotredonyou:justnithya: Change one word of your username to vagina. Let me start: JustVagina gotvaginaonyou 87vaginasbefore Vaginakun. Vagina. HERP DERP ONE WORD USERNAMES SWEETLITTLEVAGINA. FistingVagina lololololoolol
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
52 notes
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Jan 22nd
vorked replied to your post: TOO BAD ITS MINE IM...
Jan 20th
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I WANT THIS DRESS. Also, sidenote, why did Masuimi Max have to go and do that horrible shit  to her face?
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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Footage of my relatives who burnt down Britannia...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/walesonair/database/bridgefire.shtml Problem Officer? According to my dad they had gone hunting for bats, and to do that you throw up sand which makes them all fall down and confuses them and while doing this they had a gas lamp or a lighter or something as well and managed to catch the tar holding the bridge together. It’s a better story than ‘uuugh we...
Jan 19th
When trying to explain Vector vs Raster to my dad
Dad:’But I thought everything was made of pixels’ Me: K
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Due to sudden need to listen to MWM I have just remembered about Squires of Dimness a shit web comic I used to read when I was 14 OMFG SO GOFFIK AND EDGY and then I discover they have a tumblr
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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SCANTIIII AND NIISOKSUUU
khanithakat:
Jan 16th
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I wrote you a song about hats
Not gonna wear my hat today Cus I’m gonna be indoors and it’s considered rude not to re-move ooov oovv ooooovve it and I can’t be bothered messing up my hair Oh yeah~
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
hitmewithlightningx asked: y u no love me :'(
Jan 14th
hitmewithlightningx asked: y u no love me :'(
Jan 14th
Jan 14th